After about 5 seconds which seemed like 5 hours the sales girl realised what happened, gasped then laughed with her hand to her mouth staring at me.
To my surprise, she completed the task by pinning to the clothes line a pair of pink silk bloomers — the kind with tunneled elastic legs and waist, which I had thought were only worn in these modern times by women who were either very old or fat.
One of them holds a pair of hand cuffs and a ball-gag.
The best thing about panties is taking them off! Next to the chair, a pink satin dress is hanged on a hook on the wall.
The best thing about panties is taking them off! Additional reporting by Rebecca Rosenberg, Dana Sauchelli and Bruce Golding.
She also forces my feet on the ground by keeping a foot on the chain linking my ankle cuffs.